These aren’t fun when the answers include numbers, for example I don’t know if your hometown high school was four miles from your house or if it was three, so you’re not correcting a number in any of these. You tell me in the comments which are the two non-truths: 1. Rachelle Ferrell is my […]
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2024 #2
Real quick – today, Reese turns fourteen. She’s every bit a Gen Alpha teen – constantly telling me about which clothing items do and don’t match her “aesthetic” while simultaneously taking pieces from the wardrobe of her Gen X Momma. She defies the conventional beauty standard of wearing her hair long – either straight or […]
2024 #1
I keep seeing posts like this on social media: “Remember the people who checked on you and remember the ones who didn’t.“ The implication is that the people who did check actually care about you, and the ones who didn’t – don’t. May I offer a different perspective? The truth could be that the ones […]
Cheri’s Fabulous Guacamole 🥑 🧅🧄🌿🍋🧂*fresh ground pepper emoji*
Step 1: pick ripe avocados. They should be firm but give a bit under just a bit of pressure. Another test for ripeness: pop that stem cap off the top of the fruit. If it comes off easily and the flesh is green – I prefer a color closer to yellow – you’re good to […]
Nine steps to sending e-mails whilst angry
Do not send e-mails whilst angry. Pray. If you utter unto the Lord thy God “and then they gon’ have the nerve to…”, you are not ready to type. While you are free to say that to Christ because 🎤 He can HANdle ET! 🎼 you are not free to write it. Pray until such […]
A Script For The Fall
“‘A Script For The Fall’ is the name of a blog post I’m writing and publishing today.” “Cheri, write that and send me that today.” Todaaaay?! OK, y’all, so. You need some background. I was listening to Coffee With Chrystal this morning; it’s a live broadcast (I don’t know why but I feel antique using […]
Shout out to Charolette
It’s as though Life gets bored with low-action circumstances so to spice things up, it bets against us. It assumes it knows which cards we’re holding – or more importantly, which cards we’re not holding – but all its smack-talking comes to an abrupt halt when either you or your patna (partner) throw down that […]
Is My Pastor A Good Pastor? – A Quick Litmus Test
A few thangs:As you go about the Father’s business today, be sure to include urgent and believing prayer for your under-shepherd. That man has toiled for at least a week about how to guide a room full of people who love him, hate him, or are indifferent toward him. #LetHimEnjoyHisJob #ItsLiterallyInTheBible #Hebrews13 If your pastor […]
Two. The number of Sears technicians it takes to screw in a lightbulb – November 1, 2020
I wish I were kidding but I am not. The little guy told the big guy, “…and the bulb goes right into the socket right there.” “Oh, I see. Like this?” “Yes.” Historical and cultural context on how simple this should be: my husband has replaced the bulbs in that thing before. This is to […]
We Regret to Inform You
When the report is good, we lead with it. Hemming and hawing is out of place here. Straight out of the gate the doctor exclaims, “Congratulations!” or the company confirms, “You‘re hired!” or, after a frenzied search I bellow, “I found my size – and it has pockets!” No feather-filled blanket of kind words needs […]