2024 #3 – 8 Truths and 2 Non-Truths Because My Daddy Didn’t Let Us Say “Lie”

These aren’t fun when the answers include numbers, for example I don’t know if your hometown high school was four miles from your house or if it was three, so you’re not correcting a number in any of these. You tell me in the comments which are the two non-truths: 1. Rachelle Ferrell is my […]

2024 #2

Real quick – today, Reese turns fourteen. She’s every bit a Gen Alpha teen – constantly telling me about which clothing items do and don’t match her “aesthetic” while simultaneously taking pieces from the wardrobe of her Gen X Momma. She defies the conventional beauty standard of wearing her hair long – either straight or […]

Cheri’s Fabulous Guacamole 🥑 🧅🧄🌿🍋🧂*fresh ground pepper emoji*

Step 1: pick ripe avocados. They should be firm but give a bit under just a bit of pressure. Another test for ripeness: pop that stem cap off the top of the fruit. If it comes off easily and the flesh is green – I prefer a color closer to yellow – you’re good to […]

Is My Pastor A Good Pastor? – A Quick Litmus Test

A few thangs:As you go about the Father’s business today, be sure to include urgent and believing prayer for your under-shepherd. That man has toiled for at least a week about how to guide a room full of people who love him, hate him, or are indifferent toward him. #LetHimEnjoyHisJob #ItsLiterallyInTheBible #Hebrews13 If your pastor […]

Two. The number of Sears technicians it takes to screw in a lightbulb – November 1, 2020

I wish I were kidding but I am not. The little guy told the big guy, “…and the bulb goes right into the socket right there.” “Oh, I see. Like this?” “Yes.” Historical and cultural context on how simple this should be: my husband has replaced the bulbs in that thing before. This is to […]

We Regret to Inform You

When the report is good, we lead with it. Hemming and hawing is out of place here. Straight out of the gate the doctor exclaims, “Congratulations!” or the company confirms, “You‘re hired!” or, after a frenzied search I bellow, “I found my size – and it has pockets!” No feather-filled blanket of kind words needs […]